THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the frick is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please shed some light on before I lose it? How In The Fuck?! Dude, this is totally ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like the universe jus